perry’s posterous

http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107757/chewy-chicken-feet-may-quash-a-trade-war.html

Link credit goes to Oliver L.

http://kanyelicio.us/http://posterous.com

Perfect gift for the next anniversary.

http://www.diamondshark.com/p-523-genuine-diamond-omg-pendant-necklace-in-925-sterling-silver.aspx

Saw this on FB. Credit goes to Oliver.

I am looking forward in celebrating Pedro Sanity Day tomorrow! (a.k.a taking a day off for no reason what so ever)

Old people who are computer savy and have too much time on their hands and should be out doing something else with their retired time need to STOP SPAMMING ME!!!!

You know who you are!



Thank you.

I know this site is an old one, but some of my friends have brought back some of the Chuck Norris facts.

This was brought up from a new iPhone/ iTouch app that has these Chuck Norris phrases.



http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I read through the list and it just totally cheered me up.


Enjoy!

1) Context: Off to dinner at Haru Sushi in NY and meeting some friends of friends.

Perry: Hi My name is Perry.
Girl: Hi my name is [Insert girl's name here]

Girl turns to Conrad

Girl: Hi my name is [Insert girl's name here]
Conrad: Hi my name is Perry........

[Insert Awkward silence......and then Perry trying to hold back uncontrollable laughter]



2) Context: Conrad and Perry go to the store to get some juice. Conrad is checking out the item.

Conrad: Hey how's it going?
Cashier: Hey (while scanning the carton of juice..beep)
Cashier: You need a bag?
Conrad: No
Cashier: That will be [Insert amount]
Conrad: (paying for item) Thanks

(Conrad and Perry half way our the store)

Perry: Dude you're going to walk around with a carton in your hand? Don't you need a bag?
Conrad: Yeah I need a bag...[Insert pause, gears grinding in Conrad's head].... Oh CRAP!

[Perry laughing is ass off]



Fun times....you had to be there.

Man, flying coast to coast every week takes a toll on your body; especially my neck. I need to get one of those neck pillows, since trying sleep on the plane is not as fun. I guess I should be happy I can even sleep on a plane.

Another week in the east. YAY! NYC for Halloween. That is going to be a fun experience.


Have a good week.