1) Context: Off to dinner at Haru Sushi in NY and meeting some friends of friends.
Perry: Hi My name is Perry.
Girl: Hi my name is
[Insert girl's name here]Girl turns to Conrad
Girl: Hi my name is
[Insert girl's name here]
Conrad: Hi my name is Perry
........[Insert Awkward silence......and then Perry trying to hold back uncontrollable laughter] 2)
Context: Conrad and Perry go to the store to get some juice. Conrad is checking out the item.
Conrad: Hey how's it going?
Cashier: Hey (while scanning the carton of juice..beep)
Cashier: You need a bag?
Conrad: No
Cashier: That will be
[Insert amount]Conrad: (paying for item) Thanks
(Conrad and Perry half way our the store)
Perry: Dude you're going to walk around with a carton in your hand? Don't you need a bag?
Conrad: Yeah I need a bag...
[Insert pause, gears grinding in Conrad's head].... Oh CRAP!
[Perry laughing is ass off]Fun times....you had to be there.
